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The Resume of Jesus

The Resume of Jesus
By Dennis Huebshman

[I’ve had this for a while, and whoever put this message together provided a blessing to us all. Please share it. The last sentence says it all – Powerful!]

My Resume – Jesus the Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible – keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

Objective
My name is Jesus-the Christ. Many call me Lord. I’ve sent you My resume because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider My accomplishments as set forth in this resume.

Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the heavens (Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground (Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life (Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law (Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me (Galatians 3:14)
With Me, you get the family plan – My Father and the Holy Spirit are included.
Occupational Background
I’ve only had one employer (Luke 2:49)
I’ve never been tardy absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me (Matthew 3:15-17).

Skills and Work Experiences
Some of My skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more; healing the brokenhearted; setting the captives free; healing the sick; restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised (Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor (Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to Me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil (Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins (1 John 1: 7-9).
I am the ONLY Way, Truth and the Life. (John 14:6)

Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge (Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful, it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path (Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart (Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times (Genesis 1:26).
I laid down My life so that you may live (2 Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the arch enemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly (2 Colossians 2:15).
I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead.
There are many more major accomplishments but too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www.theBIBLE.Heaven. You don’t need an internet connection or computer to access My website.

References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to My divine healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.

In Summation
I’m confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. I will properly direct your paths (Proverbs 3:5-6) and lead you into everlasting life (John 6:47).

Availability
Ready to start immediately. All who call on Me will be saved (Acts 2:21 and Romans 10:13). Time is of the essence (Hebrews 3:15).

Signed: Jesus

It should be noted, anyone who does not call to make Me the top management of their heart can do so of their own choice, but will be separated from Me, the Father and Holy Spirit forever. Please call now 24/7, no waiting – ready for you now!

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