That would be something. But truth be told....haha... I think it will be Archangel Michael playing garbage-man that day. But, wouldn't it be something if God wanted to humiliate Satan further, and called some random guy or girl to Him, pointed to Satan and told that person, "Go! Fight to the finish!" Then musses their hair and kisses their forehead and says, "The blessing is upon you!" And when they fight, Satan is horrified to discover that that person is superior to him in every way....
I'd love to see the Lord Jesus kick the smarm right out of ol' Splithoof's ego!