When I was a Thousand Years Old

[Jojo4124]

I misquoted it. It was "Howard"

Lol! Oh man, so as a kid, the RCC mass says the Lords Prayer every mass. If you say "lead us not into temptation" really fast, what does it sound like??

I remember I was so distracted every mass as a kid thinking about how to "lead a snot into temptation" lol

 

[Footsteps]

I misquoted it. It was "Howard"

Both are used, depending on which branch of the United Babble-Onlyum Church you attend.

 

[Jojo4124]

Oh no, another memory...from that British show decades ago..Monty Python?....when Jesus was doing the sermon on the mount, He said "blessed are the peacemakers". The people at the back of the crowd heard "blessed are the Cheese makers" lol the blacksmiths n others felt jilted that Jesus had singled out the Cheese profession. Lol

I do like cheese tho...

 

[Footsteps]

Oh no, another memory...from that British show decades ago..Monty Python?....when Jesus was doing the sermon on the mount, He said "blessed are the peacemakers". The people at the back of the crowd heard "blessed are the Cheese makers" lol the blacksmiths n others felt jilted that Jesus had singled out the Cheese profession. Lol

I do like cheese tho...

This is how Swiss cheese makers became “holier than thou”.

 

[Tall Timbers]

I misquoted it. It was "Howard"

I guess I can add to the only dumb blonde joke I know and can remember. A blond dies and arrives at the pearly gates and the blond angel tells her: "If you can tell me the name of God's Son I'll let you in". The blond gets a deep thinking look on her face... begins to look perplexed, then smiles and says, I know: "Andy!". The blonde angel gets a questioning look on his face, and the blonde gal says: "You know, Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me...". The blonde angel shakes his head, and says: "Sorry I cannot let you enter heaven. His name is Howard, you know, like Howard be thy name."