What Happened to You Today?

[Eric Nicholas]

So, what happened to you today? It can be more than one thing and update as you see fit. I'll start.

I was in the lavatory today and I saw a big snake looking at me through my window.

 

[Sojourner414]

I woke up today; first mistake.

 

[Eric Nicholas]

I woke up today; first mistake.

Awww. Well, I'm glad you are around at least.

 

[Sojourner414]

Awww. Well, I'm glad you are around at least.

Yup, I'm pretty round alright.

 

[Cloud Watcher]

I saw a bunch of spiders hanging just outside my doors.

 

[UntilTheWholeWorldHears]

I found out I won the lotto today. One million on a scratch-off.

I almost threw it away, thinking I had lost.

My brother came to visit and saw the ticket on the kitchen table. He started to scream. You won, you won!!!

I couldn't believe it. True Story!!!

And then, I woke up

 

[Eric Nicholas]

I saw a bunch of spiders hanging just outside my doors.

Oh. My. Goodness. No!

 

[Eric Nicholas]

I found out I won the lotto today. One million on a scratch-off.

I almost threw it away, thinking I had lost.

My brother came to visit and saw the ticket on the kitchen table. He started to scream. You won, you won!!!

I couldn't believe it. True Story!!!

And then, I woke up

You know, you had me going there. Ha! Good one!

 

[ByGod'sGrace]

I tried doing a double under with a weighted jump rope and gave myself a welt on my arm, otherwise my morning was good. I can finally do a handstand now, but just need help getting up because otherwise I go over too far and fall.

I was anxious all morning thinking we'd get a trumpet call, now just resigned to more days ahead. It's hard being in the tension of wanting to be not surprised but living life normally without anxiety.

 

[AnewcreationinJesus]

Today's been the usual mad gauntlet to run ..trip to next village to get spare snacks, 2 hours home school prep, 2 hours home school delivery with dd looking at particles, deserts and Elizabethan ye olde musick, cooked roast dinner and ssssh it's a secret but I've left the dishes to wash ...., half hour keyboard practice, bit of further study on theophanies....

..... annnnnnd to carry on the creature feature ....there is a huuuuuge crane fly on the wall right in front of me, kid you not!!!

Well must get ds to bed ....and then it's hot chocolate, more new composition annnnnnd at some point I'll get to sleep ...could do with a 30 hour day at the moment. ...!!!

 

[UntilTheWholeWorldHears]

You know, you had me going there. Ha! Good one!

Sorry bro, couldn't resist

 

[Eric Nicholas]

Today's been the usual mad gauntlet to run ..trip to next village to get spare snacks, 2 hours home school prep, 2 hours home school delivery with dd looking at particles, deserts and Elizabethan ye olde musick, cooked roast dinner and ssssh it's a secret but I've left the dishes to wash ...., half hour keyboard practice, bit of further study on theophanies....

..... annnnnnd to carry on the creature feature ....there is a huuuuuge crane fly on the wall right in front of me, kid you not!!!

Well must get ds to bed ....and then it's hot chocolate, more new composition annnnnnd at some point I'll get to sleep ...could do with a 30 hour day at the moment. ...!!!

You know, you are a legit machine. Seriously, your family is blessed and I hope that they know it. Crane flies are disgusting. I always thought that they were giant mosquitoes until now. I just looked them up. Ugh.

 

[AnewcreationinJesus]

You know, you are a legit machine. Seriously, your family is blessed and I hope that they know it. Crane flies are disgusting. I always thought that they were giant mosquitoes until now. I just looked them up. Ugh.

Ah Bro I give the Lord all the glory for keeping me going ....he's the one who strengthens me each day in this madhouse! !!! Yeah ....but it doesn't beat you seeing a snake in the loo or should I say from the loo....what kind of snake was it?? The only snakes we get round here are mini grass snakes

 

[Andy C]

Treadmill, home gym, later we’re going to my wifes nieces daughter 8th birthday party......

I also found out “poppa” humor is getting old with my little GD Milly. I told her this morning, while she was sitting in my front room(she spent the night), that while in the house, she did not need to wear a mask (she did not have one on). She said that joke is getting old and the next time I say it she is going to pull out all the hair on my chin.

 

[Eric Nicholas]

Ah Bro I give the Lord all the glory for keeping me going ....he's the one who strengthens me each day in this madhouse! !!! Yeah ....but it doesn't beat you seeing a snake in the loo or should I say from the loo....what kind of snake was it?? The only snakes we get round here are mini grass snakes

It was some hideous big black thing. Probably just a common blacksnake.

 

[Eric Nicholas]

Treadmill, home gym, later we’re going to my wifes nieces daughter 8th birthday party......

I also found out “poppa” humor is getting old with my little GD Milly. I told her this morning, while she was sitting in my front room(she spent the night), that while in the house, she did not need to wear a mask (she did not have one on). She said that joke is getting old and the next time I say it she is going to pull out all the hair on my chin.

Nice! Time for some new jokes it looks like. Yikes...

 

[RonJohnSilver]

Devotional, went to vacuum repair shop but it was closed (Covid), credit union, held up convenience store, went to grocery store to get swordfish to bbq (they had none), to Home Depot, worked on Sunday's lesson, wife came home early, read briefly, exercised, now answering this....

 

[Andy C]

held up convenience store

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law

 

[RonJohnSilver]

Few read

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law

I have the right to remain silent, but I don't have the ability to remain silent. (Ron White)

 

[Andy C]

I was in the lavatory today and I saw a big snake looking at me through my window.

Well, at least you were in the right location for the typical response when seeing a big snake...