What do you call a rude criminal going down stairs?

[Salluz]

A condescending con descending

 

[Spartan Sprinter 1]

Oh LOL i was gonna say a smooth criminal

 

[katt]

A condescending con descending

How did you come up with that? I wish I were this sharp..

 

[Salluz]

How did you come up with that? I wish I were this sharp..

I came up with it by reading it somewhere else lol

 

[Salluz]

A similar one that I also didn't come up with:

Did you hear about the psychic with dwarfism on the run from the police?

She's a small medium at large