The last snowman

Kaatje

Well-Known Member
Exerpt from my diary, yesterday.

08.00 am: I made a snowman

08.10 am: the first feminist on her way to work complains about why the snowman is not a snowwoman

08.15 am: I made a snowwoman too

08.17 am: the kindergarten teacher complains about the breasts of the snowwoman

08.20 am: my gay neighbour from across the street harrasses me, because there really should be two snowmen

08:25 am: my vegan neighbor shouts over the street that the carrot nose is a waste of good food

08.30 am: I am called a racist, because the snow is white

08.35 am: Fatima from the corner demands a scarf for the snowwoman

08.40 am : the police arrive and watch the scene

08.45 am: a special police unit appears, because the broomstick can serve as a weapon

08.50 am: ISIS confesses to have thrown snowballs at the snowman/woman

08.55 am: my mobile phone is confiscated and read, while I am blindfolded and on my way in a helicopter to the Attorney General

09.00 am: I am questioned about possible accomplices.

03:00 pm: they let me go, because the evidence has melted...

Making a snowman in 2018.
Never again!
 
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