lismore
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Your Boss: This is the third time this week you've been late. Do you know what that means?
You: Um, it's Wednesday!
You: Um, it's Wednesday!
Somebody tell a joke, Please
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Did you know they opened a restaurant on the moon.
Great food but no atmosphere.
Great food but no atmosphere.
lightofmylife
Blessed Hope-Prepare To Fly!
Do they have moon
pies?
Do they have moon
Sure they do, and occasionally a cow pie from when a cow jumps over the moon.
Ghoti Ichthus
Pray so they do not serve alone. Ephesians 6:10-20
ARC cola, too (sorry for the horrible pun and terrible grammar to do it)
RonJohnSilver
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Why don't cannibals eat missionaries?
Ans: Because it's hard to keep a good man down.
Ans: Because it's hard to keep a good man down.
JoyJoyJoy
I Shall Not Be Moved
Why can't Jesus wear jewelry??
Because He breaks every chain!!
Because He breaks every chain!!
JoyJoyJoy
I Shall Not Be Moved
Little Billy gets a boo boo...
Mothers today...oh my poor baby. Let me clean it up and get you a popsicle. Then lay on the couch and Play videos a while.
Our Mothers..Well...see...that wouldn't have happened if you had listened to me. Now go play.
Mothers today...oh my poor baby. Let me clean it up and get you a popsicle. Then lay on the couch and Play videos a while.
Our Mothers..Well...see...that wouldn't have happened if you had listened to me. Now go play.
lismore
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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went fishing.
He must have wanted to fish too because he hasn't stopped calling
He must have wanted to fish too because he hasn't stopped calling
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Jesus is my Rock and that's how I roll
lismore
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I clicked 'accept cookies' on my computer.
But I didn't get any cookies! Never mind choc chip, not even a plain cookie!
But I didn't get any cookies! Never mind choc chip, not even a plain cookie!
Ghoti Ichthus
Pray so they do not serve alone. Ephesians 6:10-20
I clicked 'accept cookies' on my computer.
But I didn't get any cookies! Never mind choc chip, not even a plain cookie!
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Need an Ark? I Noah guy
lismore
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Someone told me human eat more bananas than monkeys.
Pretty obvious, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
Pretty obvious, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
lismore
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Q/ How many people work in your company?
A/ About half of them
A/ About half of them
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
HisGloryIsPrecious
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If you do this in a dairy and they sue, will there be a quart order?
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