Science has discovered the densest element yet known to science


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A major research laboratory has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named, Pelosium.
Pelosium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol for Pelosium is PU
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the

Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This

hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnauseum, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energetic, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half

as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.


(Excerpt) " "My chair was getting crowded in. I swear this happened, never happened before, it never happened since. My chair was getting crowded in and I couldn't figure out what it was, it was like this. And then I realized Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Lucretia Mott, Alice Paul, Sojourner Truth, you name it, they were all in that chair, they were. More than I named and I could hear them say: 'At last we have a seat at the table.' And then they were gone." (2012 source) Hearing voices of the ghosts of Suffragetts? Is that why she wears white, in solidarity?That's why the Democratic women at the last 2 SOTU have worn white, at NP's behest.

Come 2020 election this November, we can't let that woman back into California/U.S politics. :( Seriously.


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It is indeed serious as this newly discovered dark matter has enough mass to form its own black hole, sucking in an area the size of the District of Columbia. At the beginning of this process, many deadly isotopes will be fired outward in unpredictable directions, impacting neuron activity in human brains. These deadly isotopes are:

Democratium (aka Deterioratium)

In addition, livestock will be impacted by bursts of Synchronistic Particles of Artificial Meat (SPAM)

I dare say no more.


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Nonsensical thinking and memory loss are symptoms of proximity to the event horizon. For example:
Joe Biden: "Doc, I'm having a problem with my memory."
Doctor: "How long have you had this problem?”
Joe: “What problem?”

DanLMP: need rimshot.


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When I first read the headline I thought for sure it was going to be Comrade Bernie's head because of his ideologies and beliefs. The man has been espousing his insane Communist ideals since the 1960s. :doh
I find it very telling that while he espouses a socialist/communist agenda....he certainly hasn’t gone to live in one of these utopias... :hmmm :rolleyes: Sure he had his honeymoon in one and he has enough money to have all the”perks” the rich have in those countries, but yet he chooses to remain here in the US?! Easy to have those beliefs while living in a capitalist country....:0_O