Not so skinny

Discussion in 'Christian Jokes and Humor' started by Kaatje, Feb 6, 2019.

  1. Kaatje

    Kaatje Well-Known Member

    I’m fat, but I identify as skinny.
    I’m transfat.
     
  2. SonSeeker

    SonSeeker Well-Known Member

  3. billy swinea

    billy swinea Well-Known Member

    You don't look fat in your photo! GOD BLESS YOU
     
  4. Kaatje

    Kaatje Well-Known Member

    Thank you, but I must confess: my Avatarphoto is flattering.
    (I have tried to look like Vermeers’ “Girl with pearl earring”)
     
  5. tinyprayers

    tinyprayers Well-Known Member

    :bouncies
    Reminds me of a tee shirt I saw once. I'm in shape.....round is a shape.
     
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  6. Judy4Jesus

    Judy4Jesus Well-Known Member

    Lord forgive me for I'm about to steal Kaatje's joke and use as my own! :):lolsign
     
  7. Kaatje

    Kaatje Well-Known Member

    You’re welcome, sister.
    Join the club. High five! :paintnails
     
  8. anath

    anath I Love the Lord

    :D I love it!
     
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  9. Salluz

    Salluz Well-Known Member

    Breaking news: parents of young children everywhere are disappearing! It seems as though when a new couple makes the transition to having children for the first time, they become trans-parent
     
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  10. mattfivefour

    mattfivefour Administrator Staff Member

    :lol

    (Btw, I'm not fat. I'm just short for my weight.)
     
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  11. Goodboy

    Goodboy Well-Known Member

    Well I am black, but I identify as white so I can get a better job. LOL! :) (I really am black)
     
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  12. Kaatje

    Kaatje Well-Known Member

    Well.... in our country the government and other NGOk’s favour black women in wheelchairs, for jobs.
    No joke!
    So Goodboy, your colour is perfect, and if you identify as a woman, and come in a wheelchair, jobs are abundantly available for you! ;)
     
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  13. Goodboy

    Goodboy Well-Known Member

    Oh boy, sounds great! I gonna buy a wheelchair and a nice dress and I'm on my way!!!! :)
     
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  14. Salluz

    Salluz Well-Known Member

    Your fur looks white to me
     
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  15. bap

    bap Well-Known Member

    TeeHee
     

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