New dog...

[readyforhome]

I'm planning on getting a new dog. I'm also planning on naming him Achilles.
Now I'm not really going to train him how to so any kind of tricks or anything. But when I'm out walking him and run into someone and he's acting up I'll say, "ACHILLES HEEL!" "ACHILLES HEEL!" Then when people tell me he's not listening to me, then I'll tell them, "Yeah it's his one weakness."

 

[Obie]

:slap:.....kiddo, that was very groan inducing.

 

[readyforhome]

:slap:.....kiddo, that was very groan inducing.

I live a good pun, and what that means is that people are often groaning at them. I often ask my wife how she can stand being married to someone THIS funny... She says she just doesn't know.:cookiemonster:

 

[Jonathan]

It's been said that the proof of a great pun is not laughter but groaning. Anti-intuitive but true.

 

[ReadyforSupper]

I'm planning on getting a new dog. I'm also planning on naming him Achilles.
Now I'm not really going to train him how to so any kind of tricks or anything. But when I'm out walking him and run into someone and he's acting up I'll say, "ACHILLES HEEL!" "ACHILLES HEEL!" Then when people tell me he's not listening to me, then I'll tell them, "Yeah it's his one weakness."

Now that would be a groan IF my dog's name wasn't Achilles! (and yes, he has selective hearing!)