King Charles the III will be anointed with holy oil?

yrrek

Well-Known Member
I just find this extremely weird.

Holy oil to anoint King Charles III on his coronation, has been consecrated in Jerusalem
By Hafsa Khalil and Max Foster, CNN
Updated 11:43 AM EST, Sat March 4, 2023

The sacred oil that will be used to anoint King Charles III at his coronation May 6, has been consecrated at a Christian holy site in Jerusalem, Buckingham Palace has announced. The “chrism oil” was created using olives harvested from two groves on the Mount of Olives, a mountain ridge to the east of Jerusalem’s Old City, which holds religious importance to Christians.

Olives from the Monastery of Mary Magdalene and the Monastery of the Ascension were pressed just outside Bethlehem, where Christians believe Jesus was born, according to a statement.

more........ https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/04/uk/king-charles-iii-coronation-oil-gbr-intl
 

alisani

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Sacred Instructions for Anointing of Holy Olive Oyl

1. Three capfuls of Holy Olive Oyl shalt the pourer pour on the head of the pouree. Three shalt he pour, not one, neither two, but three.
2. One capful of Anti Dandruff Olive Oyl may be added at the discretion of the pourer.
3. Decorum will be maintained throughout the ceremony, with Gregorian chants performed by Blue Oyster Cult. Remote controlled flatulence devices will be confiscated by the Knights of Ni. No one shall disrupt the sacred chanting by shouting “More cowbell!”
I need more cowbell. Baby.
 

Chris

Administrator
Staff member
I'm sorry, but I need to let people know this is not how we start threads on RF. We never start a thread with a sentence and a link to another site. Nor do we start a thread with a simple link somewhere else off site.

Please always provide at least 2-3 paragraphs of an article so that people can read some of it and see if they want to go offsite to read the rest of the article.

Thanks for understanding.

ETA: I've fixed it for you. :)
 

Chris

Administrator
Staff member
Sacred Instructions for Anointing of Holy Olive Oyl

1. Three capfuls of Holy Olive Oyl shalt the pourer pour on the head of the pouree. Three shalt he pour, not one, neither two, but three.
2. One capful of Anti Dandruff Olive Oyl may be added at the discretion of the pourer.
3. Decorum will be maintained throughout the ceremony, with Gregorian chants performed by Blue Oyster Cult. Remote controlled flatulence devices will be confiscated by the Knights of Ni. No one shall disrupt the sacred chanting by shouting “More cowbell!”
With all the jokes you post on the forums maybe Charlie has a "court jester" position for you? :lol
 

yrrek

Well-Known Member
I'm sorry, but I need to let people know this is not how we start threads on RF. We never start a thread with a sentence and a link to another site. Nor do we start a thread with a simple link somewhere else off site.

Please always provide at least 2-3 paragraphs of an article so that people can read some of it and see if they want to go offsite to read the rest of the article.

Thanks for understanding.

ETA: I've fixed it for you. :)
Sorry I don't post from websites very much.... actually this may be the first? I can't remember. Sorry again.
 
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