Joel Osteen’s Inspiration Cube

[Work4Peanuts]

LOVED IT! Especially the sink full of roaches scream at the end.

That's pretty good, but it makes me shudder in horror at the thought of all those roaches escaping into the house (because you know she probably didn't get them all.)

I like the "music" he chose to play on the cube.

 

[Jared]

When I first heard about this I thought it was a parody, but was shocked when I found out this cube was real.

And I'd scream, too, if I'd dropped a bunch of roaches like that!

 

[GEOINTAnalyst]

Just buy yourself a good Bible and you will have all the Inspiration you need

 

[Kevin007]

your best life now is his/one of his best selling books ever lol.

 

[Lovin Jesus]

I wonder how many people would actually buy something like that.

Everyone who bought the infamous pet rock of 1975 would buy it

 

[Andy C]

My dog just dropped off something in the backyard that is equal in value to the cube being hawked by Joel.

 

[chaser]

My dog just dropped off something in the backyard that is equal in value to the cube being hawked by Joel.

Probably depends on wind direction for appreciation of the true VALUE!

 

[Andiamo]

Well of course it HAD to say Joel on it - am amazed it doesn't have a big cheesy grin picture of him and the phrase in UPPER CASE "I AM POWERFUL"

Just checked out ....affirmation "you will thrive" indeed ...tell that to our brethren in North Korea .....

Back in this thread and you made me smile again. I miss you!

 

[Footsteps]

If sales are disappointing, here are the advertising rewrites:

NEW AND IMPROVED INSPIRATION CUBE!
Dyslexic, Statutorily Blind, or Illiterate? JOEL'S MIND MELD UPGRADED CUBE:
Hold or tape cube to your forehead and hear Joel's words transmitted to your inner spirit! When driving, aim cube toward windshield - cube buzzes when it detects police radar!*
*Joelscam, Inc. and its subsidiary Rubecube Corporation accept no responsibility for fines assessed in States where police detection devices are illegal.

 

[Andiamo]

If sales are disappointing, here are the advertising rewrites:

NEW AND IMPROVED INSPIRATION CUBE!
Dyslexic, Statutorily Blind, or Illiterate? JOEL'S MIND MELD UPGRADED CUBE:
Hold or tape cube to your forehead and hear Joel's words transmitted to your inner spirit! When driving, aim cube toward windshield - cube buzzes when it detects police radar!*
*Joelscam, Inc. and its subsidiary Rubecube Corporation accept no responsibility for fines assessed in States where police detection devices are illegal.

 

[kathymendel]

I am constantly amazed at Osteen's greed. Remember when hurricane Harvey hit Texas hard? Osteen was denying people access to his church because they had just laid new carpeting!! After he was embarrassed by the news media hounding him over his obvious lack of humanity, he relented and people could use his church for a place to stay temporarily.

Yeah..........disgusting. And, he never offered any help for the people freezing in Texas just recently either.
I doubt he will offer any financial help to all those people with multi-thousand dollar electricity bills, either.
He is nothing but a scam artist......... and, he may be fooling a lot of people, but he can't fool God.