I think a more appropriate thread title could have been: “Unmasking the Halloween candy shortage claim” or “Are the Oompa Loompas now out of a job - what will they do?”OK, I protest. This beautiful chocolate thread has been completely usurped by liver and vegemite. The horrible inhumanity of running out of chocolate is about to befall us and we're talking about these abominations! Chocolate-covered raisins make the world go round. We only invented raisins to dip them into chocolate so now what are the raisin people are going to do?? We might as well tear down all the vineyards too. Grapes are just future chocolate-covered raisins. Don't need any of 'em now. And we'll have to cancel Christmas because chocolate Turtles are necessary to celebrate the holidays.
But no. Go on. Keep talking about yeasty organs and vegetables.
it all makes sense now why the other Peanuts kids were getting such wonderful treats but Charlie Brown was always stuck just getting a rock.