Friends Are Like Panties

lightofmylife

Blessed Hope-Prepare To Fly!
Some crawl up your b**t.
Some don't have the strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted.
Some are your favorite.
Some are holy.
Some are cheap, some are naughty.
And some actually cover your b**t when you need them to.

This must be a female joke because guys are suppose to wear undies. Remember, Joe Namath did panty hose commercials.
 
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Wally

Choose your words carefully...
Panties is a female thing.

Guys wear BVD's, jockeys, or boxers. it sounds more manly. Gentlemen prefer Hanes.

We did have a computer that would "get its underwear in a bunch" and lock up. We called the recovery routine - Un-bunching.

As for Joe, it was simply stated he did for the money. It is assumed it was a lot of money.

Aside from ballet, I understand its not an uncommon practice for soldiers to wear protection from fleas, ticks and other nasty vermin in the form of PH or tights.
 

HisGloryIsPrecious

Well-Known Member
Some crawl up your b**t.
Some don't have the strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted.
Some are your favorite.
Some are holy.
Some are cheap, some are naughty.
And some actually cover your b**t when you need them to.

This must be a female joke because guys are suppose to wear undies. Remember, Joe Namath did panty hose commercials.
Hopefully most don’t come with a lot of baggage. :oops:
 

Wally

Choose your words carefully...
Well, the struggle continues. Old man vs New man.

slap, bank, klonk...... certainly there is humor in the mundane, but maybe we should just drop this in the washing machine and let the laundry be.

Even the Amish are modest with the laundry.
 

seated with Christ

Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
Panties is a female thing.

Guys wear BVD's, jockeys, or boxers. it sounds more manly. Gentlemen prefer Hanes.

We did have a computer that would "get its underwear in a bunch" and lock up. We called the recovery routine - Un-bunching.

As for Joe, it was simply stated he did for the money. It is assumed it was a lot of money.

Aside from ballet, I understand its not an uncommon practice for soldiers to wear protection from fleas, ticks and other nasty vermin in the form of PH or tights.
Hanes is more durable, last much longer than Fruit of the Loom.
 

Set free 47

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Some crawl up your b**t.
Some don't have the strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted.
Some are your favorite.
Some are holy.
Some are cheap, some are naughty.
And some actually cover your b**t when you need them to.

This must be a female joke because guys are suppose to wear undies. Remember, Joe Namath did panty hose commercials.
You forgot some smell.
 
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