Friends Are Like Panties

[lightofmylife]

Some crawl up your b**t.
Some don't have the strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted.
Some are your favorite.
Some are holy.
Some are cheap, some are naughty.
And some actually cover your b**t when you need them to.

This must be a female joke because guys are suppose to wear undies. Remember, Joe Namath did panty hose commercials.

 

[Wally]

Panties is a female thing.

Guys wear BVD's, jockeys, or boxers. it sounds more manly. Gentlemen prefer Hanes.

We did have a computer that would "get its underwear in a bunch" and lock up. We called the recovery routine - Un-bunching.

As for Joe, it was simply stated he did for the money. It is assumed it was a lot of money.

Aside from ballet, I understand its not an uncommon practice for soldiers to wear protection from fleas, ticks and other nasty vermin in the form of PH or tights.

 

[HisGloryIsPrecious]

Some crawl up your b**t.
Some don't have the strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted.
Some are your favorite.
Some are holy.
Some are cheap, some are naughty.
And some actually cover your b**t when you need them to.

This must be a female joke because guys are suppose to wear undies. Remember, Joe Namath did panty hose commercials.

Hopefully most don’t come with a lot of baggage.

 

[lightofmylife]

Hopefully most don’t come with a lot of baggage.

I agree baggy pants will fall off the b**t, and the person will not be covered.

 

[Wally]

or are full of it.

 

[Andy C]

Now here’s a thread that makes you go

 

[JSTyler]

OH MY!

There was this time...no,

wait...okay JST, flesh or spirit, flesh or spirit?

There are so many options, so many jokes, jibes and stories.

I'ma have to flee this thread or risk wrath.

 

[Wally]

Well, the struggle continues. Old man vs New man.

slap, bank, klonk...... certainly there is humor in the mundane, but maybe we should just drop this in the washing machine and let the laundry be.

Even the Amish are modest with the laundry.

 

[seated with Christ]

Panties is a female thing.

Guys wear BVD's, jockeys, or boxers. it sounds more manly. Gentlemen prefer Hanes.

We did have a computer that would "get its underwear in a bunch" and lock up. We called the recovery routine - Un-bunching.

As for Joe, it was simply stated he did for the money. It is assumed it was a lot of money.

Aside from ballet, I understand its not an uncommon practice for soldiers to wear protection from fleas, ticks and other nasty vermin in the form of PH or tights.

Hanes is more durable, last much longer than Fruit of the Loom.

 

[ChildofLight]

Hopefully most don’t come with a lot of baggage.

Like Biden’s?

 

[GotGrace]

Hanes is more durable, last much longer than Fruit of the Loom.

How do you know this?

 

[seated with Christ]

How do you know this?

By experience, the cotton fibers in the Fruit of the Loom seemed to rot making it easier to tear.

 

[GotGrace]

By experience, the cotton fibers in the Fruit of the Loom seemed to rot making it easier to tear.

Ok

 

[Armor of Light]

By experience, the cotton fibers in the Fruit of the Loom seemed to rot making it easier to tear.

c'mon man

 

[Wally]

By experience, the cotton fibers in the Fruit of the Loom seemed to rot making it easier to tear.

I found the FoL elastic composite strands would fail faster in the waistband. My tees and underwares are Hanes manufacture - Super Dennis [JC Penney] approved

 

[Set free 47]

Some crawl up your b**t.
Some don't have the strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted.
Some are your favorite.
Some are holy.
Some are cheap, some are naughty.
And some actually cover your b**t when you need them to.

This must be a female joke because guys are suppose to wear undies. Remember, Joe Namath did panty hose commercials.

You forgot some smell.