Experiencing less comedic reaction when not wearing Covid mask

Footsteps

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Almost anything can be used as a prop in improv and this is never more true than wearing a Covid mask. I have had customers at Walmart give me generous aisle room when I have stapled an artificial string of green-yellow phlegm into the bottom of the mask, avoiding the occasional slippage from a nostril. Secure dangling from the mask allows me to approach anyone and ask for a tissue. So far no one has offered me one, preventing me from complaining and demanding a better quality brand.
Other antics have included a clumsy attempt to shoplift a banana in my mask. When checking out, I ask the cashier “Do you see my Mars bar? A banana is blocking my view.”
Many of you probably have mask gags you can share.
 
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