Catch the Rabbit

Círeth

Purry, roary, one.
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
 

Simon

Well-Known Member
The left wing liberal activists march around the forest carrying banners proclaiming that the rabbits are innocent and declaring tolerance and equality for all animals. After a long campaign they are given complete political control of the forest. They pass laws banning all rabbits from doing what rabbits do. Gender reassignment and sterilisation is available on demand, then it is encouraged and finally it becomes compulsory. All animals are allowed to choose thier own species. Dissent is not tolerated and called a hate crime. All the rabbits escape and move to a different forest.

Finally, the UN send the Palestinians in. After 6 months of negotiations all the animals decide to vacate the forest because it was obviously occupied Palestinian territory. They emerge wearing suicide vests and chanting "We hate all Jews. Death to Israel."
 

Círeth

Purry, roary, one.
The left wing liberal activists march around the forest carrying banners proclaiming that the rabbits are innocent and declaring tolerance and equality for all animals. After a long campaign they are given complete political control of the forest. They pass laws banning all rabbits from doing what rabbits do. Gender reassignment and sterilisation is available on demand, then it is encouraged and finally it becomes compulsory. All animals are allowed to choose thier own species. Dissent is not tolerated and called a hate crime. All the rabbits escape and move to a different forest.

Finally, the UN send the Palestinians in. After 6 months of negotiations all the animals decide to vacate the forest because it was obviously occupied Palestinian territory. They emerge wearing suicide vests and chanting "We hate all Jews. Death to Israel."
:water :rofl
 
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