Biden wants to make the test for U.S. citizenship multiple choice

[Footsteps]

I know this sounds like a Babylon Bee joke, but it’s factual - and only 6 of 10 questions must be answered correctly.

From this point forward, it’s an attempt at humor:

Updated questions on U.S. citizen examination:

1. Name the country you want to be a citizen of:
a. Yemen
b. Iceland
c. United States of America
d. United Parcel Service

2. The “Father of our country” is:
a. Whoever has the most children
b. George Foreman
c. PeeWee Herman
d. George Washington

3. The document upon which U.S. law is based:
a. The Constipation
b. Das Kapital
c. Mein Kampf
d. The Constitution

4. Congress is:
a. A political group with the most felons
b. Those elected to office To Serve Man
c. A group that takes the most vacations
d. Officials who get rich during their careers

5. Name an American River:
a. The Thames
b. Up a Lazy River
c. Cry Me a River
d. Mississippi River

6. On what day is our Independence observed?
a. Halloween
b. Independence Day
c. April Fool’s Day
d. Saturday

7. Name a Great Lake:
a. Camp Crystal Lake
b. Chemical Waste Drainage Lagoon
c. Lake Huron
d. Lake Moron

8. Our national pastime is:
a. Gossip
b. 22,446 TV channels that broadcast garbage
c. Baseball
d. Couch potato farming

9. The most popular career in America is:
a. Prison guard
b. Prison inmate
c. Fast food
d. Retired

10. The most popular product in America is:
a. Overpriced
b. Made in China
c. Bottled water indistinguishable from tap water
d. French fries

 

[Carl]

It is touch and go if I will become a citizen!

 

[HisGloryIsPrecious]

Question #4 is a trick question.

 

[jab777]

Why bother? All these millions of New Democrat voters he’s letting in will just be declared citizens by presidential decree if he gets his way. Just letting them in is a mockery of the citizenship process.

 

[Cloud Watcher]

Yup, sounds like the Babylon Bee. If this is the real thing, it is beyond pathetic. Our country is done for. There should be 100 questions and there should be at least 75% correct. Might as well call this the United States of the World, where everyone is automatically a citizen.

 

[Carl]

Why not just use what we always used? The education and everything.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Question #4 is a trick question.

Oh yeah

 

[Footsteps]

Oh yeah

#4 is a bonus question - all answers are correct.

 

[Bethlehem57]

I know this sounds like a Babylon Bee joke, but it’s factual - and only 6 of 10 questions must be answered correctly.

From this point forward, it’s an attempt at humor:

Updated questions on U.S. citizen examination:

1. Name the country you want to be a citizen of:
a. Yemen
b. Iceland
c. United States of America
d. United Parcel Service

2. The “Father of our country” is:
a. Whoever has the most children
b. George Foreman
c. PeeWee Herman
d. George Washington

3. The document upon which U.S. law is based:
a. The Constipation
b. Das Kapital
c. Mein Kampf
d. The Constitution

4. Congress is:
a. A political group with the most felons
b. Those elected to office To Serve Man
c. A group that takes the most vacations
d. Officials who get rich during their careers

5. Name an American River:
a. The Thames
b. Up a Lazy River
c. Cry Me a River
d. Mississippi River

6. On what day is our Independence observed?
a. Halloween
b. Independence Day
c. April Fool’s Day
d. Saturday

7. Name a Great Lake:
a. Camp Crystal Lake
b. Chemical Waste Drainage Lagoon
c. Lake Huron
d. Lake Moron

8. Our national pastime is:
a. Gossip
b. 22,446 TV channels that broadcast garbage
c. Baseball
d. Couch potato farming

9. The most popular career in America is:
a. Prison guard
b. Prison inmate
c. Fast food
d. Retired

10. The most popular product in America is:
a. Overpriced
b. Made in China
c. Bottled water indistinguishable from tap water
d. French fries

#4 has a lot of options….. but the answer has gotta be “a.”

Is this a multiple choice?

Trying to laugh because this is such a sin sick joke!
Dear Lord,
Please hurry for Your church!

 

[Bethlehem57]

Why not just use what we always used? The education and everything.

That would make sense and Bribem doesn’t do anything that makes sense! A lot of legal citizens have taken and passed this test. If anyone should be angry besides us taxpayers, it should be them!

 

[Mama Bug]

For number 4, another choice is

E. The opposite of progress

But seriously, Biden is probably pushing this because he doesn't know the answers himself so with multiple choice he might luck up and get some correct answers.

 

[Footsteps]

The new test will allow applicants who can’t answer any questions to tear up the test like Nancy Pelosi tore up the SOTU (perforations will allow for easy tearing). Then the applicant stands on his chair and shouts “ASYLUM!!”

 

[madcat]

I know this sounds like a Babylon Bee joke, but it’s factual - and only 6 of 10 questions must be answered correctly.

From this point forward, it’s an attempt at humor:

Updated questions on U.S. citizen examination:

1. Name the country you want to be a citizen of:
a. Yemen
b. Iceland
c. United States of America
d. United Parcel Service

2. The “Father of our country” is:
a. Whoever has the most children
b. George Foreman
c. PeeWee Herman
d. George Washington

3. The document upon which U.S. law is based:
a. The Constipation
b. Das Kapital
c. Mein Kampf
d. The Constitution

4. Congress is:
a. A political group with the most felons
b. Those elected to office To Serve Man
c. A group that takes the most vacations
d. Officials who get rich during their careers

5. Name an American River:
a. The Thames
b. Up a Lazy River
c. Cry Me a River
d. Mississippi River

6. On what day is our Independence observed?
a. Halloween
b. Independence Day
c. April Fool’s Day
d. Saturday

7. Name a Great Lake:
a. Camp Crystal Lake
b. Chemical Waste Drainage Lagoon
c. Lake Huron
d. Lake Moron

8. Our national pastime is:
a. Gossip
b. 22,446 TV channels that broadcast garbage
c. Baseball
d. Couch potato farming

9. The most popular career in America is:
a. Prison guard
b. Prison inmate
c. Fast food
d. Retired

10. The most popular product in America is:
a. Overpriced
b. Made in China
c. Bottled water indistinguishable from tap water
d. French fries

 

[lightofmylife]

Our President should be required as in mandatory to take a cognitive test. Anyone who shakes hands with the nowhere man has something wrong with them, and the man lies every time he opens his mouth.

 

[are you ready]

Question #4 is a trick question.

you could just answer that ALL