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[Ghoti Ichthus]

Ralph dug up all the horseradish, ginger, and garlic to bury his bone

 

[Annie]

Ralph is in the dog house

 

[fl2007rn]

Ralph whimpered and sulked because he knew he was in trouble.

 

[Ghoti Ichthus]

I prepared all the salvageable dug-up garlic, ginger, and horseradish for drying [sigh]

 

[Annie]

Ralph is in a brand new kennel when he's outside now; no more digging in the garden

 

[anath]

What a surprise to find Ralph's jaws have the force of a crocodile and pried open a hole to escape.

 

[anath]

It seems the horseradish, ginger and garlic combined, produced a super, super food to give him super dog strength

 

[Annie]

Ralph is a livestock guardian dog, not an inside dog, so I am going to keep him on a long lead when I am outside and put a concrete base around his kennel.

 

[Ghoti Ichthus]

Ralph put his paw print and initials in the wet concrete

 

[AnewcreationinJesus]

As Ralph was a misbehaving doggie, I decided to buy him a companion to try and make him behave ....

 

[Annie]

So it was time to dog shop for a companion but I couldn't decide if it should be a pup, adult, or what gender??

 

[fl2007rn]

I ended up adopting a nice, female livestock puppy for Ralph to play with.

 

[Annie]

Ramona is a big beautiful white Great Pyr and Ralph is in

 

[Ghoti Ichthus]

In all of the excitement, no one remembered to ask if Ramona was spayed or check to see if she was in heat and keeping it secret by keeping herself clean, but Ralph could tell immediately and he and Ramona took advantage of the oversight

 

[AnewcreationinJesus]

Ralphette and Ramone Joey were the next additions to the family ....adorable little bundles of fluff!

 

[fl2007rn]

The puppies liked to play and get in trouble.

 

[Ghoti Ichthus]

They were little (but getting bigger every day) land sharks with really sharp teeth and gnarly 'tudes about biting and chewing the whole world

[land shark emoji]

 

[fl2007rn]

The puppies even chewed on the baseboards in the house even though they had plenty of dog toys to play with! (My Casey girl did this when she was a puppy and I had to sand and repaint some baseboards. What a little stinker!)

 

[fl2007rn]

The puppies were sent to dog obedience school

 

[Ghoti Ichthus]

The puppies chewed their leashes to bits, attacked and rough-housed with each other and all the other puppies in the class, knocked a bunch of stuff off of the shelves, growled at the security guard, peed on the floor, jumped on the other puppies' owners with urine-soaked paws, and bit the instructor numerous times

(Group puppy obedience school at PetSmart)