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"Pigsonality" (a humorous, silly poem about guinea pigs)

Discussion in 'Christian Jokes and Humor' started by PraisingHimAlways, Apr 13, 2012.

  1. PraisingHimAlways

    PraisingHimAlways watching and waiting


    Guinea pigs are cute, soft, and fluffy
    They’re very hungry, all of the time
    They’re not afraid to voice an opinion
    With a piercing squeal or a loud whine

    They’re selfish, bratty, and spoiled
    They train their humans quite well
    Their absolute favorite word is ‘mine’
    Even though they can’t read or spell!

    What else could you say about them
    These creatures that God has made
    Comedic little reflections of His humor
    Curious, energetic waddlers on parade

    They’re intelligent, funny, and entertaining
    Along with plenty of ‘pigsonality’ to spare
    Care, affection, and attention paid to them
    Will reap loving rewards beyond all compare
  2. livin_in_the_Son

    livin_in_the_Son Well-Known Member

    Love it! It describes my son's piggy, Zeus, to a tee!
  3. mattfivefour

    mattfivefour Well-known Member

    I'm not a guinea pig fan. But I loved the poem! :nod
  4. Suzanne

    Suzanne Well-Known Member

    Your poem describes Henry 100%. :nod

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