Spurt Story

[vmoon]

new Sonic on the corner, looking for a free Dr. Pepper.

[Theresa]

Yeah, he sure does need to see a doctor, but I didn't know he could find one that worked out of a Sonic's...and for free.

[PFerrara]

To his amazement, there was a doctor sitting at the Sonic drivethru where he had just ordered a Sonic Sized order of Extreme Tots.

[vmoon]

The Dr. saw the smelly hunchback approaching and he took off squalling his tires on the greasy drive thru parking lot.

[PFerrara]

To which the hunchback replied, "Do you find me repulsive?"

[Theresa]

Hearing that, the doctor threw a pine car air freshener in the hunchback's general direction and shouted, "Does that answer your question?" He then ran a red light, narrowly missing a police cruiser, and disappeared from sight.

[PFerrara]

Jimmy Jefferson, the patrolman on duty, had to drop his mocha mint latte with a twist in order to grab the steering wheel to avoid the angry doctor, thus spilling it on his newly pressed and cleaned uniform.

[Theresa]

Officer JJ was so incensed he saw red! He threw on his flashing lights and siren and took off after the doctor's jaguar.

[vmoon]

Dr. Pepper, wiping the sweat from his brow and sensing his impending arrest, looked into his fogged rear view mirror and saw...

[Theresa]

...the grille of an 18-wheeler bearing down on him.

[vmoon]

The lights.....bright.........can't see..........WHAT'S THAT IN THE ROAD!

[Theresa]

SCREEEEECHHHHHH!!! Jimmy manages to bring the jaguar to a fish-tail stop just before slamming into an apple tree.

[PFerrara]

His thoughts were foggy and there was a pelting on his head; it was raining apples!!

[Theresa]

As he scanned the area around his car, he realized that he had, somehow unbeknownest to himself, driven off the road and into Ian McIntosh's U-Pick Apple Orchard!

[PFerrara]

Great, he thought to himeself, now I'm going to have to pay for all of these apples, which were quickly falling through his sunroof, filling up the inside of his car.

[Theresa]

"Help!" he cried. "I'm being attacked by killer braeburns!!!"

[Xtreme Cowboy]

"Help!" he cried. "I'm being attacked by killer braeburns!!!"

When Norman and I finally got the 18 wheeler to a halt before hitting the Doc...

[PFerrara]

. . . it was jack-knifed so badly that one of the cows in the trailer (which originally was behind the cab) actually reached over, tapped on my window and asked me for change of a dollar - who knew cows had pockets?

[Xtreme Cowboy]

. . . it was jack-knifed so badly that one of the cows in the trailer (which originally was behind the cab) actually reached over, tapped on my window and asked me for change of a dollar - who knew cows had pockets?

I didn't have any money on me...spent all of it at Starbucks...I'm still a little upset at Norman for making me pay! When we got out of the truck to see if the Dr. was okay...

[PFerrara]

Norman hopped over to the driver's side door of the doctor's car and was almost run over by Officer Jimmy Jefferson, who was still angry about the doctor ruining his clean uniform.