Alas, my passport photo is not compatible with guidelines for biometric ID....so I'm busily growing a shaggy beard so I can smile at the transport perverts and get away with it.
Perhaps if they get the idea I only travel so as to be felt up by total strangers of the same sex, they may be a little less enthusiastic in their work.
One aspect of my next travel plan I am yet to decide on is how many weeks of abstinence in bodily hygiene I can manage before entering a life-threatening condition. At a guess, about 6 weeks minimum to a maximum of 3 months should make the next flight amusing.....no more jostling in the lineup, and the prospect of having nobody (with intact olfactory sense) sitting in the next seat/aisle/row....finally, room to move! Also, the body searchers will definetely wear gloves....and probably a tyvek suit, gasmask and vicks vaporub under the nose, followed by multiple surgically sterile decontaminations and psychological counselling.
Not sure how those friendly little drug/bomb sniffing doggies would take to malodorous micah....if they flee whining with tails tucked away I'll cancel the trip, I hate cruelty to animals.
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