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  1. June-24th-2012, 11:22 PM #1
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    An electron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender how much? For you he says, NO CHARGE.
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    (Was the bartender positive?)
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    (Was the bartender positive?)
    Come to think of it, I would say yes.
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    Don't jump at me I'm no conclusion
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    Just as an after thought I goofed on this joke, it was supposed to be a neutron, as in having no charge. Someone at work pointed this out and all I could say was DOH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by readyforhome View Post
    Just as an after thought I goofed on this joke, it was supposed to be a neutron, as in having no charge. Someone at work pointed this out and all I could say was DOH!
    Did your friend at work CHARGE you for passing you the right info?
    I would approach the subject with a NEUTRAL attitude......
    Please do not over-charge yourself with guilt for goofing ....we all have goofed and come short of the charge of God....
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    So the neutron is served for no charge.
    The electron gets a negative?
    The positron wants affirmation?
    Now we get into all the subs!, charm, color, and I don't know what all.
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    Carl, you're too funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl View Post
    So the neutron is served for no charge.
    The electron gets a negative?
    The positron wants affirmation?
    Now we get into all the subs!, charm, color, and I don't know what all.

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