MY APPETITE IS MY SHEPHERD

[LivnForChrist]

MY APPETITE IS MY SHEPHERD
(POUND 23)

My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.
It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating
For the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me
For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously,
My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever

[mattfivefour]

In my own defense, sis, I claim Proverbs 28:25b— "... he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat."

[Forgiven]

[SonSeeker]

In my own defense, sis, I claim Proverbs 28:25b— "... he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat."

I think I'll add that to my signature!

[Patiently...]

[Chris]

That's my favorite chapter now!!