YOU MIGHT BE IN A COUNTRY CHURCH IF . . .

[LivnForChrist]

1. The doors are never locked.
2. The Call To Worship is "Y'all come on in!"
3. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.
4. The Preacher says "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering" - and 5 guys stand up.
5. The restroom is outside.
6. Opening day of deer hunting season is recognized as an official church holiday.
7. A member requests to be buried in his 4-wheel drive truck because "I ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get me out of".
8. In the annual stewardship drive there is at least one pledge of "2 calves".
9. Never in its entire 100-year history has one of it's pastors had to buy any meat or vegetables.
10. When it rains, everybody's smiling.

[mattfivefour]

How true. And how precious that it is!

[Carl]

y'all come back ya hea!

[nillapoet]

I went to a cowboy church when I was younger and my parents were trying to find a new church.

It was just like you describe.

[SonSeeker]

That describes most of the churches in my town! That's good 'cause there aren't any churches out in the country around here.

[Patiently...]

I wish I knew a church like that!

[mattfivefour]

That describes most of the churches in my town! That's good 'cause there aren't any churches out in the country around here.

What you don't worship in Tumbleweed Tabernacle or Cactus Cathedral???