"Pigsonality" (a humorous, silly poem about guinea pigs)

[PraisingHimAlways]

“Pigsonality”

Guinea pigs are cute, soft, and fluffy
They’re very hungry, all of the time
They’re not afraid to voice an opinion
With a piercing squeal or a loud whine

They’re selfish, bratty, and spoiled
They train their humans quite well
Their absolute favorite word is ‘mine’
Even though they can’t read or spell!

What else could you say about them
These creatures that God has made
Comedic little reflections of His humor
Curious, energetic waddlers on parade

They’re intelligent, funny, and entertaining
Along with plenty of ‘pigsonality’ to spare
Care, affection, and attention paid to them
Will reap loving rewards beyond all compare

[livin_in_the_Son]

Love it! It describes my son's piggy, Zeus, to a tee!

[mattfivefour]

I'm not a guinea pig fan. But I loved the poem!

[Suzanne]

Your poem describes Henry 100%.