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    A Methodist preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

    With that, Tyrone got in line. When it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Tyrone, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

    Tyrone replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

    The preacher put one hand on Tyrone's ear, placed his other hand on top of Tyrone's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Tyrone, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

    After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Tyrone, how is your hearing now?"

    Tyrone answered, "I don't know, Man. It ain't 'til next week."
    Ephesians 5:18 (New King James Version)

    18 And do not be drunk with wine, in which is dissipation; but be filled with the Spirit,


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    And He walks with me, and He talks with me,
    And He tells me I am His own;
    And the joy we share as we tarry there,
    None other has ever known.

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    Man! I did NOT see that punch line coming!!!
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    Awesome! Spit take funny!!

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    Hahahaha! That was pretty funny.

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    Psalm 73:28

    28 But as for me, it is good to be near God.
    I have made the Sovereign Lord my refuge;
    I will tell of all your deeds.


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    Default Re: Tyrone and the preacher

    Ha-ha!! I didn't see that one coming either!

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    That's a good one

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    Good one! I didn't see the punch line coming either!


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