Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

[Meg]

These are sooo funny! I'm beginning to think that some of y'all have a little too much free time!!

Probably, but we haven't had this much fun in way too long!

[livin_in_the_Son]

Probably, but we haven't had this much fun in way too long!

I agree, I needed the laugh and am grateful.

[Meg]

I agree, I needed the laugh and am grateful.

Oh dear sister

[livin_in_the_Son]

Oh dear sister

You're too sweet my sister.

[king'sbloomingrose]

Speaking of making up alternate words for songs, here's one I did a few years back for Thanksgiving.
(to the tune of Showers of Blessings)

Showers of catfood,
Showers of catfood we need
Cat-food bowls round us are falling,
But for the cat-food we plead.

[Robert]

and of course....

[LivnForChrist]

What a great thread. I got a good laugh out of you guys.

[Meg]

Christmas Carols Brought To You By Star Trek The Next Generation

From Jean-Luc Picard (to the tune of Let it Snow):
Oh, the vacuum outside is endless,
unforgiving, cold, and friendless,
but still we must boldly go --
make it so, make it so, make it so.
From William Riker (to the tune of Deck the Halls):
Here's a vexing Christmas riddle
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
Why must I play second fiddle?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la)
How can I impress Deanna
(fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la)
When I'm number two banana?
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
From Wesley Crusher (to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen):
I'm at Starfleet Academy and I'd just like to say
I miss the opportunity to weekly save the day --
To make things worse I have to be
in some dumb Christmas play!
Yes I'm bright, though I'm just a teenaged boy,
teenaged boy,
and the Enterprise was my most favorite toy.
From Data:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh --
or so I am reliably informed,
though, lacking a subjective and intuitively perceived
referent for the term "fun," I am able only
to report the phenomenon as experienced by others,
whose individual perceptions somewhat color the --
yes, sir.

[mattfivefour]

Love 'em, Meg!!! Very clever.

[Meg]

Who me?

[SteveJM]

I know where to go now when I need a good laugh, which is everyday. Funny stuff!!!

[Meg]

[Robert]

[Meg]

Chocolate Chip Cookies!!!!!!!

[Robert]

[Meg]

This isn't a song, but it is hilarious. Reminds me of a certain "angel" I know...

[king'sbloomingrose]

Christmas commercial: it's so cute!

[Meg]

Hey Holly, Merry Christmas!!