Another burger thread....

[micah719]

Ok, we've had posts about largest cheeeburgers, favourite cheeseburgers, even the sadly underrated Haggis-burger....but never one like this!

Haven't seen your toes for a while? Doc getting annoyed at cholesterol levels higher than the US budget deficit? Short of discretionary income? Or having difficulty swallowing? Then this is the burger for you!

[Robert]

wow.... I knew we had a beef shortage here in the US, but THAT really hurts!!!!

[Meg]

Ok, we've had posts about largest cheeeburgers, favourite cheeseburgers, even the sadly underrated Haggis-burger....but never one like this!

Haven't seen your toes for a while? Doc getting annoyed at cholesterol levels higher than the US budget deficit? Short of discretionary income? Or having difficulty swallowing? Then this is the burger for you!

In honor of Bill Gates, the fast food introduces the MicroMeal! Get your coupons only with Internet Explorer! By the time you get past the green bar of death, you will have lost your appetite anyway!

[JAyres]

Static-laden Speaker (in heavy Spanglish accent): Waal-kum to Madonna's, wood yoo leek to try an ape-l pie too-day?

Me: Yeah, I'll have 50 of the MicroMeals please.

[micah719]

Beef shortage? No worries! Thanks to the wonders of genetic engineering, McDonald's will be introducing a herd of....Microcows. Should be a hit with urban farmers. Easy to clean up after them, after all it's just a little bull.

[Meg]

Beef shortage? No worries! Thanks to the wonders of genetic engineering, McDonald's will be introducing a herd of....Microcows. Should be a hit with urban farmers. Easy to clean up after them, after all it's just a little bull.

Just a little...

[Robert]

Gives new meaning to the phrase "I have a beef with you."

[Meg]

Gives new meaning to the phrase "I have a beef with you."

Aaahh, now we've been debeefed!

[micah719]

Watch out, brace yourself...here it comes........

"Don't have a cow, man!"

[JAyres]

[Carl]

The hand is really 18" across!