"Matt" -isms....

[Robert]

Recently, I had some thoughts about our beloved moderator, Mattfivefour. Specifically, what he would become were he to be placed in certain....situations.

So.....


- If Mattfivefour were to stand near a door, would he be a "door-matt"?

- If he were to run a photo developing lab, would he be a "photo-matt"?

- Should he own his own clothing washing facility, would he then become a "laundro-matt"?

- If he loses his "shine", would we have to use "matt-finish" on him?

- If we display him at an art gallery, would we have to have him "matted"?

- If he bought a new car, would it be standard or "auto-mattic" transmission?

- If he were to build a house, what "matt-erials" would he use?







Your thoughts, folks?

[micah719]

You look a little folorn under that chair, Rob....

If Whatshisname taught algebra, would he be a matt-ematician?

If " " were teaching first grade grammar, would he say "the cat sat on the matt?"

If " " graduated from highshool, did he matt-riculate?

If " " teleported to another forum, would he de-matt-erialize?

If we were to complain to matt about being banned for poking fun at him, would he say "what's the matt-er, can't take a joke?"


Ok, that should get his coffee on the keyboard. Let's wait under here 'till he arrives. Pass me a cheeseburger please.

[mattfivefour]

A little bored, are we?

[Robert]

A little bored, are we?

Does it "matt"-er?

[mattfivefour]

I suppose not. At least not in any matt-erial sense.

[Robert]

I suppose not. At least not in any matt-erial sense.

As a "matt"-er of fact....

[Meg]

If his memory starts to go, should we have him refor-"matt"-ed?

If he builds a starship engine, would it run on him anti-"matt"-er?

When he finishes his shower, does he become a bath-"matt"?

Does this mean we have to have all his pictures "matt"-ed?

[Robert]

If he were to travel as an ambassador to another country, would he then be a diplo-"matt"?

[Meg]

If he were to travel as an ambassador to another country, would he then be a diplo-"matt"?

I'll bet he wants diplo-"matt"-ic immunity about now...

[Twinklingofaneye]

I wonder if his favorite song is Matterial girl?

[LivnForChrist]

I wonder if he has a comfy "Matt"ress to sleep on? is it-> or ->

[readytogo]

Before his birth, was he un-fore-matted?

Now that he's getting older, is he more matt-ure?

[king'sbloomingrose]

"Mind over Matt-er."

[mattfivefour]

Sometimes dealing with you all forces me to be a diplo-matt.

[micah719]

A good thing we're online.....if this ribbing took place in person, it could lead to a terrible display of onomattopeia.....SMACK WHACK KAPOW!

[Meg]

Sometimes dealing with you all forces me to be a diplo-matt.

[Suzanne]

If he was a bull fighter, would he be a matt-ador?

[LivnForChrist]

Oh no, I thought we had long dropped the matter.

[mattfivefour]

Matt-er of fact, so did I!

[Meg]

I hear he's looking at a cabin on the "Matt"-erhorn...