Recently, I had some thoughts about our beloved moderator, Mattfivefour. Specifically, what he would become were he to be placed in certain....situations.
- If Mattfivefour were to stand near a door, would he be a "door-matt"?
- If he were to run a photo developing lab, would he be a "photo-matt"?
- Should he own his own clothing washing facility, would he then become a "laundro-matt"?
- If he loses his "shine", would we have to use "matt-finish" on him?
- If we display him at an art gallery, would we have to have him "matted"?
- If he bought a new car, would it be standard or "auto-mattic" transmission?
- If he were to build a house, what "matt-erials" would he use?
Your thoughts, folks?