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    Default This just in from our top reporter....

    Once again it is time for our intrepid investigator, a resourceful master of disguise and superior sleuthing skills, to sally forth in the quest for scooping those unique headlines you never hear anywhere else,.....

    ....first arming himself with his trusty, er, umbrella....


    ....which is at least more socially acceptable than his previous choice of travel accessory,


    Despite having lost his license due to flagrant and repeated violations of the traffic code....


    ....he eventually succeeds in reaching remote destinations and recording for posterity the dangers of urban combat and the horrors of modern warfare...


    ....including the rigours of training, involving many unpleasant but instructive experiences under the watchful eyes of very, very, I mean really, particular people.


    Deciding that the world of man was a little too grim, he absorbs himself in searching out moments of happiness in the rest of The Lord's creation, for instance the joyful labours of love:


    However, soon enough our weary traveling correspondent notices that all is not well even in the animal kingdom, and reaping some blessings can have conditions attached, requiring patience and obedience.


    Indeed, all creation is groaning, but human interference is often a case of the cure being worse than the disease...


    ...but patience with contentment in the things The Lord has provided is good, for they are sufficient, even abundant.


    Exhausted by his travels, and the inconvenience of coping with sub-standard mobile telecommunications in the developing world.....


    ...our wandering journalist returns home, to discover he left the bath running. Ooops.


    Never daunted by calamities, he makes the best out of a bad situation with his customary ingenuity and disregard for basic safety, and looks forward to his next adventure.

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    This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Thanks for the truly classic fun!!


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    Good job, micah!

    BTW, the bozos in the last picture were clearly spawned in the shallow end of the gene pool! They are making a pretty good case for Darwinism!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattfivefour View Post
    Good job, micah!

    BTW, the bozos in the last picture were clearly spawned in the shallow end of the gene pool! They are making a pretty good case for Darwinism!
    Duuuuuuuuuuuude...!!
    Howdy ya'll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattfivefour View Post
    Good job, micah!

    BTW, the bozos in the last picture were clearly spawned in the shallow end of the gene pool! They are making a pretty good case for Darwinism!
    More like the Darwin Awards.

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    Default Re: This just in from our top reporter....

    Even our Intrepid Investigator has the occasional unplanned television event...


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    Give some people an excuse to crack jokes and look what happens...

    I still think of all the great stuff we dug up so far, the OP in this thread beats all!

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    Now you've done it......excited by receiving attention after so long locked away in the dusty depths of the RF archives, the sneaky trenchcoat clad expository genius broke free of the manacles, tunneled out of the rubber room, seized his favourite photoshop camera and will be back shortly with more amazing pics....


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    Quote Originally Posted by micah719 View Post


    Now you've done it......excited by receiving attention after so long locked away in the dusty depths of the RF archives, the sneaky trenchcoat clad expository genius broke free of the manacles, tunneled out of the rubber room, seized his favourite photoshop camera and will be back shortly with more amazing pics....


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    Israel This just in from our top reporter....

    micah719

    That was Brilliant.... keep up the good work...
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    Quote Originally Posted by notdecieved View Post
    micah719

    That was Brilliant.... keep up the good work...
    Spoken by an expert...

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    Quote Originally Posted by micah719 View Post


    Now you've done it......excited by receiving attention after so long locked away in the dusty depths of the RF archives, the sneaky trenchcoat clad expository genius broke free of the manacles, tunneled out of the rubber room, seized his favourite photoshop camera and will be back shortly with more amazing pics....

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