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    Default The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    Fail Crane’s curiosity gets the best of him while on the job. Something shiny on the other side of that building catches his eye, and, well, being a big, awkward piece of equipment, disastrous clumsiness ensues…


    Fail Crane is called into his boss’s office after the incident, and…Let’s just say, things don’t go very well. Fail Crane’s temper gets the best of him, and the damage to that truck is coming out of his next (several) paycheck(s).


    As punishment for his outburst, Fail Crane is sent, in the dead of winter, to work on the town bridge, which everyone knows is where they send the troublemakers. But Fail Crane fits right in because he is, after all, a troublemaker


    Stay tuned for more adventures brought to you by Fail Crane & That Will Buff Out (eventually...)
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    I have made the Sovereign Lord my refuge;
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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    I can't explain the lure of Fail Crane, maybe its the cute little name. There is just something irresistibly funny about him...

    Fail Crane Tries His Hand At Home Renovation
    (Please, don't try this at home...)



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    And just before this, someone said: “I bet you can’t do a wheelie in that.”
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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    We've had seafood (Robert, please do not bring that thread up again), lol cats, cheezburgers ... why not a crane!
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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    Quote Originally Posted by mattfivefour View Post
    We've had seafood (Robert, please do not bring that thread up again), lol cats, cheezburgers ... why not a crane!
    Hey, thats not just any crane, thats the world renowned Fail Crane!
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    28 But as for me, it is good to be near God.
    I have made the Sovereign Lord my refuge;
    I will tell of all your deeds.


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    I stand corrected.
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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    Then there's his cousin, Transformer Crane

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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    Fail Crane had a big weekend!

    First he went mudding...



    Then he decided to go for a cruise on Fail Boat...



    The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane continue to inspire and -- well -- alarm ashually
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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    Transformer Crane!

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    Fail Crane tries out preaching...

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    Danse De La Fail Cranes

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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    Ephesians 5:18 (New King James Version)

    18 And do not be drunk with wine, in which is dissipation; but be filled with the Spirit,


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    And He walks with me, and He talks with me,
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    I would hate to ride down the road and see The Transforming. Scary

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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    Fail Crane's got da groove...
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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    The pic of the Crane and Unable was Those are funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattfivefour View Post
    We've had seafood (Robert, please do not bring that thread up again), lol cats, cheezburgers ... why not a crane!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
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    C'mon! I already did it for you.
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    Default Re: The Epic Adventures Of Fail Crane

    It would seem that Fail Crane was inspired by his cousin, Fail Boat. Being a member of a family with a lot of sailing men, who also have sailing sons and sailing wives, naturally I thought Fail Boat was a sail powered vessel, since sailing vessels capsize (which is why I don't like sailing).

    But anyine who has ever killed a slow evening watching reruns of Home Improvement knows that there is nothing quite so dangerously enticing to the male gender as -- you guessed it, guys, "More Power"!!! *Ruff Ruff Ruff* So ladies and gentlemen, we bring you the epic odd-essey of the motorized Fail Boat!



    Or maybe not... How in the WORLD do you post a vid here these days??? Matt tried to explain but... But this is the internet, and until I can get the glitch fixed, Fail Post is saved by the ever faithful You Tube link!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ-uG2UCZaU
    Last edited by Meg; January-16th-2011 at 06:37 PM.
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    I will tell of all your deeds.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Meg View Post
    It would seem that Fail Crane was inspired by his cousin, Fail Boat. Being a member of a family with a lot of sailing men, who also have sailing sons and sailing wives, naturally I thought Fail Boat was a sail powered vessel, since sailing vessels capsize (which is why I don't like sailing).

    But anyine who has ever killed a slow evening watching reruns of Home Improvement knows that there is nothing quite so dangerously enticing to the male gender as -- you guessed it, guys, "More Power"!!! *Ruff Ruff Ruff* So ladies and gentlemen, we bring you the epic odd-essey of the motorized Fail Boat!



    Or maybe not... How in the WORLD do you post a vid here these days??? Matt tried to explain but... But this is the internet, and until I can get the glitch fixed, Fail Post is saved by the ever faithful You Tube link!

    YouTube - Fail Boat Sails Home
    Meg,

    take and copy the link aftter the "v= " part, then paste that into your post. then highlight that, and select the "youtube" icon from the top tool bar.


    Last edited by mattfivefour; January-16th-2011 at 08:05 PM.

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    Matt did try to explain to me about all that, and I got completely lost. Thx for rescuing Fail Post though. Now Fail Boat needs all the help he can get!!!
    Last edited by Meg; January-16th-2011 at 06:38 PM.
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    28 But as for me, it is good to be near God.
    I have made the Sovereign Lord my refuge;
    I will tell of all your deeds.


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