Fail Crane TV, How To Fail To See It Coming...
Fail Crane TV, How To Fail To See It Coming...
Fail Crane's Grampa?
The Fail Crane Christmas Parade...
Because he can... (This one's hilarious!)
That's gonna leave a mark....
Winter Follies Win
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells)
Dashing through the snow
Aboard 20 tons of steel
Shaking like a leaf
You tightly clutch the wheel
Heart racing like a horse
Knuckles turning white
You pray this thing stays on the ground
And doesn't take to flight!
(chorus)
Oh, Fail Crane! Fail Crane!
Why do this to me?
You're rated for 30 MPH
Instead you do Mach 3!
Fail Crane! Fail Crane!
Please have some mercy!
If you veer left or right
I'll end up history!!!
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You should e-mail that to That Will Buff Out!
That Will Buff Out - Funny Car Photos
They might offer you a job!
You go ahead; I'm too shy.![]()
OK, I will then. In fact, I was thinking about linking back to RF; I can probably paste a copy in the comments with a link to RF. Just think, Robert, your poem might lead some poor soul to the Lord!
It wouldn't post in the comments (too long?) so I e-mailed it to them.
Thought you'd seen it all did ya? So did I...
Dancing Bulldozers(no kidding)
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