a little humor in politics

[Betty]

Agenda for the 2008 DemocraticNational Convention
(Just Released)



7:00 PM Opening flag burning

7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. In Spanish

7:20 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 PM Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 PM Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 PM How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 PM Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 PM Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 PM Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 PM Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 PM Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 PM How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great Satan", 'W' Bush

12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

[light4mypath]

Ohhhhhh this is way too funny!! Thanks for the laugh sis!!2:

[Betty]

your welcome, my daughter sent that to me.