1.*Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?*
2.*Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3..*If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?*
4.*If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?*
5.*Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?*
6.*Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?*
7.*Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?*
8.*Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9.*Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"
when we are already there?
10.*Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting?*
11..*Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?*
12.*Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?*
13.*Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?*
14.*Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?*
15.*Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?*
16.*If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?*
17.*If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?*
18.*If*love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?*
19.*If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?*
20.*Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21.*Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
when you know the batteries are dead?*
22.*Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?*
23.*How come abbreviated is such a long word?*
24.*Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?*
25.*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?*
26.*Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27.Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28.* Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
I dunno...why do we?